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Offline YerDugliness

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We all just LOVE the banjo players, but.....
« on: February 07, 2012, 03:36:34 PM »
.....sometimes ya gotta wonder about 'em, right?

I mean, who else would think a skunk would make a good pet?

Seems one of the Pearl banjo players did.  He caught it as a newly weaned "pup" (what are they called?) and took it to the vet, who removed the musk glands that produce that incredible  :'( odor, vaccinated it against rabies, and sent it on home with the happy owner.

Well, things happen as time goes on, and sure enough that skunk matured into a less than desirable house guest.  It seems the majority of their food comes from underground, slugs and the like, so they dig....everywhere.....all the time. 

It had to go, but the player had a conundrum....he had deprived the unwanted dream pet of its most commonly used technique for survival when he had those musk glands removed.  It was truly defenseless, so he taught that skunk to play the banjo  ??? .

....come on, guys.....you know we've all got 'em!

Let us know your favorite banjo player joke........ ;D

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Re: We all just LOVE the banjo players, but.....
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2012, 07:21:30 PM »
What do a banjo player and an upright vacuum cleaner have in common?

The dirt bag is in the rear.
If it's got tuners, tits, or tires----it's gonna cost you.

"There are no wrong notes, only advanced harmonies." - Frank Zappa

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Re: We all just LOVE the banjo players, but.....
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 07:22:32 PM »
How do you tell if the stage is level?


The banjo player drools out both sides of his mouth.
If it's got tuners, tits, or tires----it's gonna cost you.

"There are no wrong notes, only advanced harmonies." - Frank Zappa

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Re: We all just LOVE the banjo players, but.....
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 07:23:53 PM »
What do you expect from a 2X4 with a snare drum bolted to it?
If it's got tuners, tits, or tires----it's gonna cost you.

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Re: We all just LOVE the banjo players, but.....
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2012, 07:25:35 PM »
There was a circle of banjo players jammin' at a festival.

One realized  "Boys, we'd better spread out.  They could get us all with one gernade."
If it's got tuners, tits, or tires----it's gonna cost you.

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Re: We all just LOVE the banjo players, but.....
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2012, 07:32:25 PM »


A Banjo Mute:

If it's got tuners, tits, or tires----it's gonna cost you.

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Re: We all just LOVE the banjo players, but.....
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2012, 07:38:38 PM »
If it's got tuners, tits, or tires----it's gonna cost you.

"There are no wrong notes, only advanced harmonies." - Frank Zappa

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Re: We all just LOVE the banjo players, but.....
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2012, 11:17:16 PM »
LMAO Greg!


Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?

A: When you cut up an onion, nobody cries!

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Difference between a banjo and a Macaw?

One makes very loud obnoxous noises and never seems to shut up.

The other has feathers.


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Q: What's the best pickup to put on a banjo?

A: An F150


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The difference between a harmonica player and banjo player------The harmonica player only sucks half the time.


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The difference between a certificate of deposit and a banjo player----The CD eventually matures and earns some money.


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Q. What's the difference between a good banjo player and Bigfoot?

A. There have been sightings of Bigfoot


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Q: What's the difference between a frog driving down the road in one direction and a banjo player driving down the road the other direction?

 

A. The frog MIGHT be going to play in a band!


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Little boy: "Daddy,  I want to be a musician."

Father:  "That's a great ambition,  son.  What instrument would you like to play?"

Little boy:  "I'd like to play the banjo."

Father: "I thought you said you wanted to be a musician?"


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Re: We all just LOVE the banjo players, but.....
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2012, 10:46:47 AM »
LMAO Loving the jokes  gentlemen  the pics are great also...LOL
 

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Re: We all just LOVE the banjo players, but.....
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 10:15:56 PM »
When you drive up to a club, how you can tell which car belongs to the banjo player?

It's the one with the lighted "Dominos" sign on top.
If it's got tuners, tits, or tires----it's gonna cost you.

"There are no wrong notes, only advanced harmonies." - Frank Zappa