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Acoustic Guitar Players Post Comments & Questions / This guy is magic.
« on: October 22, 2009, 02:02:52 PM »
Amazing acoustic. Stonbridge sounds so full.

Just perusing you tube and I stumbled across a nice acoustic piece.

Acoustic Guitar Players Post Comments & Questions / Festival Series EA10
« on: October 20, 2009, 10:42:16 PM »
Anyone lookin for a Festival? Get it before the Canadian dollar climbs any higher. [^]

A classic on a gut string, beautifully done.

This man can make the strings sing. [8D]

Acoustic Guitar Players Post Comments & Questions / D-47S
« on: September 15, 2009, 01:00:57 PM »
OK, never mind. I am keeping her!! [^]

Acoustic Guitar Players Post Comments & Questions / Late Summer Sunsets
« on: September 03, 2009, 11:35:30 PM »
Thought you strummers might like to see a couple more sunset pics. [8D]
I can't seem to get enough of them. No dog this time though [;)]

Night John Boy [:D]

Acoustic Guitar Players Post Comments & Questions / Fanned Fret 7 string
« on: August 27, 2009, 02:20:08 PM »
Another offering from Candyrat on a 7 string, fanned fret guitar.Pretty sure it's a Beniteau.

Acoustic Guitar Players Post Comments & Questions / Rules of the Blues
« on: August 22, 2009, 03:03:00 PM »
1. Most Blues begin, Woke up this morning...

2. I got a good woman is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.

3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes... sort of: Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher, and she weigh 500 pound.

4. The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch--ain't no way out.

5. Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs and broken-down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and company motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.

6. Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, adulthood means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.

7. Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the blues in any place that don't get rain.

8. A man with male pattern baldness ain't the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cause you were skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg 'cause a alligator be chompin' on it is.

9. You can't have no Blues in a office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.

10. Good places for the Blues:
a. Highway
b. Jailhouse
c. An empty bed
d. Bottom of a whiskey glass

11. Bad places for the Blues:
a. Nordstrom's
b. Gallery openings
c. Ivy league institutions
d. Golf courses

12. No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be a old ethnic person, and you slept in it.

13. You have the right to sing the Blues if:
a. You older than dirt
b. You blind
c. You shot a man in Memphis
d. You can't be satisfied

14. You don't have the right to sing the Blues if:
a. You have all your teeth
b. You were once blind but now can see
c. The man in Memphis lived
d. You have a pension fund

15. Blues is not a matter of color. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Sonny Liston could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.

16. If you ask for water and your darlin' give you gasoline, it's the Blues

17. Other acceptable Blues beverages are:
a. Cheap wine
b. Whiskey or bourbon
c. Muddy water
d. Nasty black coffee

18. The following are NOT Blues beverages:
a. Perrier
b. Chardonnay
c. Snapple
d. Slim Fast

19. If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broke-down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.

20. Some Blues names for women:
a. Sadie
b. Big Mama
c. Bessie
d. Fat River Dumpling

21. Some Blues names for men:
a. Joe
b. Willie
c. Little Willie
d. Big Willie

22. Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

23. Make your own Blues name Starter Kit: a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.) b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Melon, Kiwi, etc.) c. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.) For example: Blind Lime Jefferson, Jackleg Lemon Johnson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not Kiwi.)

24. I don't care how tragic your life: if you own even one computer, you cannot sing the blues.

Acoustic Guitar Players Post Comments & Questions / August Summer Nights
« on: August 21, 2009, 01:01:13 PM »
Well, the summer is gettin ready to shut her doors pretty soon up here in the great white, and I am taking all opportunities to soak up whats left. Thought you might enjoy a couple more Lake Huron Sunsets.

[8D]My buddies dog, takin him for a swim [8D]

Keep strummin man [^]

Acoustic Guitar Players Post Comments & Questions / Another Sunset
« on: August 06, 2009, 06:02:05 PM »
[:)]Thought you ladies might enjoy another sunset pic[8D]

Acoustic Guitar Players Post Comments & Questions / Shinedown
« on: July 21, 2009, 09:05:59 PM »
Real good take on an old Skynyrd tune [8D]

Acoustic Guitar Players Post Comments & Questions / Summer Weekends
« on: July 17, 2009, 12:14:42 PM »

It looks to be another perfect weekend up here in the sunny north country. I am thinkin I should get away from this machine and go outside and play.
Have a good one everybody [8D]

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